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Calling card of rich, white corporate execs.
Tony came into the room donning a $4,000 suit and equally expensive shoes. A tie that would choke the economy of an African village. Shades so expensive the sun goes behind a cloud.

Paul entered with equally money-sucking clothing.

They looked at each other, one putting his eight-grand-suitcase on the table. Then, calmly, cooly, they exchanged customary greeting:

"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"

"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"

Each "wazzup" backed by exaggerated tongue lashing and finger-hooking gesticulations. With it out of the way they quickly got down to the importance of TPS reports and this quarters profits.
by Cag February 15, 2007
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"What's up?" has now been shortened even more.
You: Wazzup?
Friend: Nothin' much.
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by MIKEtheLEGACY September 12, 2017
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