wazzer

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick

1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"

by Collers February 5, 2008

wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

by butthead August 1, 2008

Wazzer

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

Wazzer

Wazzer can be used to describe the act of going to the toilet, however it can also be used to point out attractive women to nearby friends.

"be right back i need to take a trip to the wazzer!"

"look at that wazzer over there, i'd rape that"

by [jB] April 4, 2007

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!

by patrick72 October 21, 2005

never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Take a wazzer

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003