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n. anus

"up the wazoo" - literal meaning, up one's trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of
"That guy can't be our store's Santa! He's got child molestation convictions up the wazoo!"
by AJ Barrow June 25, 2005
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Up your wazoo, asshat!
by eayte February 11, 2003
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look at that girl's wazoo. OR
shit came out of my wazoo.
by JennyJacksoff November 26, 2007
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Wazoocollege
Pacific Northwest slang for Washington State University. Origin can be linked to the school's reputation of being a party college.
I unfortunately attended Wazoo for my undergrad.
by Sloppy Peas May 01, 2005
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A self-important person of very little consequence: see esp. the Frank Zappa album "The Grand Wazoo" and the song titled "Cosmik Debris" (I think that spelling is correct).
"... with the oil of Aphrodite
and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
he said,
"you may not believe this, little fella,
but it'll cure your asthma, too!"
-Frank Zappa, from "Cosmik Debris"
by Peter GB September 25, 2007
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There is a respectable split among vernacularists whether "wazoo" applies to one's rump or one's porker. Ample weight for both definitions. See the delightful example below for both possible interpretations -- tuchus and ding-dong.

"How's your Father?
How's your Mother?
How's your charming sister Sue?
And, speaking of your family, how's your old Wazoo?"
by Madriaga October 09, 2003
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The Wazoo is an animal park in Perth (Short for Western Australia Zoo), which has become so unpopular due to it's poor treatment of animals, that the park has in many means become synonym with shit and arse, as it is some of the worst profanities known to Australians.

Famous mascots; Peter the paraplegic platypus, Ike the inbred iguana and Casper the rotting kangaroo corpse in front of the entrance.

The zoo is also known for it's inbred hairy dogs, the Shit Zoo dogs (Australian spelling: Shih Tzu)
Amazing how she pulled that dingo out of the wazoo
by Dingowarrior October 18, 2016
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