waysted 

obviously had WAY too much to drink, drunk, inialated, severely intoxicated, shit-faced, pissed(my english friend refers to it this way), three sheets to the wind, trashed

Sober dude: "Why are you past out on the floor with your pants around your ankles?"

Drunk dude: "Dude, I dunno. I got waysted last night."

waysted by missliss April 16, 2008

wasteplex 

Another meaning for wasteman.

Oi Dat Gyal Is such a Wasteplex man KMT

wasteplex by kkkraze November 11, 2006

wastepoon 

1. A girl who has had too many intoxicants and has lost her grip on reality.

2. A bitch, but you can't help but be affectionate about her.

3. One of your guy mates who has done too much weird gay shit to be a wasteman.

Adj. Wastepooned

'Katie Price is a fucking wastepoon.'

'Shit son, that bird over there is literally wastepooned.'

'Ah, aren't you my lovely little wastepoon :-).'

wastepoon by Kontaktdnb December 9, 2009

wasteperson 

Loser, useless person.

See that person who was chatting crap? Yer they're a WASTEPERSON

wasteperson by L.Trakz August 2, 2005

waystedd 

How you spell wasted when you are inebriated beyond recognition.

Dude!!! I'm Fuckin' Waystedd!!!

waystedd by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Wasteperson 

politically correct version of wasteman

i've been drinking for 36 hours and my mum just heard me trying to score cocaine, i'm such a bloody wasteperson

Wasteperson by woopdedoda April 7, 2008

Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”

Australian Wastepipe by Delaginger February 22, 2021