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fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night you're as fat as wayne rooney
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A highly talented, yet fowl tempered English footballer. As well as his football ability he also possesses the ability to look like both Shrek and a potato, yet potatoes and Shrek look nothing alike. 'Man, Wayne Rooney sure does look like a potato, lets watch Shrek.'
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He's Fat
He's Bald He Likes his women old! its Wayne Rooney its Wayne Rooney hes fat hes scouse hell fukin rob your house its wayne rooney hes near hes far hell fukin steal yer car its wayne rooney hes fat hes red hell take yer gran to bed its wayne rooney he fat she's scum he's probably shagged your mum wayne rooney wayne rooney hes fat hes round he bounces up and down its wayne rooney he shot he missed he must be f **kin pissed wayne rooney wayne rooney wayne rooney is a virgin he's never used his d**k he w**ks in the shower and sleeps in his own sick he throws up to the left and he throws up to the right and he couldn't pulla bird if he tried all f*****g night Build a brothel Build a brothel Put Wayne Rooney on the Top A load of Grannies in the middle and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!! hell be coming round the mountain with a gun Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum He got himself a hooker Who knew a red nosed fucker Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!" |
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A chavvy little cunt who gets caught in granny brothels and then attacks passers by. Also known to swear and scream until the ref gives him his nappy back.
Can be found in any shithole area of Liverscum or Manure. Rooney'll be a fat piss head in a few years.
What?, Just like that wife beating wanker, Best. |
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A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
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A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole. Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref! Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers |
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Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance. "Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!
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