| 8. | Ja | ||
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a much much cooler way to say "yeah" or "yes" Dude 1: hey dude, wanna go to carls jr. after school?
Dude 2: ja! |
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| 9. | alex napier | ||
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a boy that is way better looking than Vernon Marcum Jr. Dude alex napier is way better looking than Vernon Marcum Jr.
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| 10. | hilary duff | ||
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a bitch that can't help but help me stop lindsay lohan, hilary duff is a sweet inicent littel teen and thats whyi hate her, she makes people think that she's so much better than lindsay but the truth is is that they'er both pathetic
~ha ha~ person1:hey have u herd that hillary duff and lindsay lohan r having a total cat fight
person2:ya i don't rely care as long as it totaly ruens ther whole singing and acting reputation person 1:rely u feel that way ,thats funny person2:why? person1:cuz thats exactly how i feel person2:cool |
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| 11. | penjoy | ||
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a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.
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| 12. | Boston University | ||
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one extremely underrated Boston University that has a reputation for cranking out millionaires, billionaires, jet set, Hollywood actors, media giants (eg. Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Geena Davis, Carolyn Bisset, MLK, Jr., Rosie O'Donnell, Jason Alexander, etc.)that surpasses Boston College, is more marketable than Harvard University (job wise since Harvard grads are overqualified to begin with), second to only M.I.T. scholastically, is put down as a slacker, rich snobby stoner shithead school cos bastards who write shit on urbandicitonary are poor shitheads who have nothing better to do cos they are insecure, retarded shitheads who are poor and worthless. BU surpasses BC financially, research wise, academically, socially, has kick ass geniuses for faculty, boasts 4 Nobel Prize winners, has an a$$ kicking hockey team that cranks out future NHL players, and mind you, those eurotrash dudes in their Ferraris, Lamborghinis,Porsches, Mercedes, etc. are brilliant, elite studly man whores who probably bagged your girlfriend or wife and partied with you and all.
so cya, motherfuckers! ;) hehe! Boston University is one of the choices for genius whiz kids who score a perfect 1600 in their SATs and turned down Harvard University, Yale University, or Princeton University. The only reason that it is lower ranked is that US News & World Report (the retarded version of Time Magazine for people who can't read above a 10th grade reading level, mind you) brainwashes everyone and are jealous of BU) and that the Ancient Eight (Ivy League schools) don't want tehir sorry stick-up-their-ass reps being blown by this one kick ass institution with a great a$$ social life.
if i had my way my first choice would be: 1) BU - genius, rich ass slackersand hottest, snobbiest chicks on the planet 2) M.I.T. - cool ass party genius geeks who party with BU students. 3) Harvard University - the best of the best and still the best of the best three and over centuries counting yet if ya don't get a job right after graduationg from Harvard, then something is sickly wrong! then ya shoulda went to BU or M.I.T. |
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| 13. | Danville | ||
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A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)
DANVILLE stands for: D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery) A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited) I- intelligence...nonexistant L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans. |
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| 14. | Libra | ||
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A Libra is somebody who is SEXY, FUN, and COOL. It is said that Librans should switch attitudes with Capricornians because their look matches them well. Libras look like they haven't a care in the world, but will most likely be the one to run in the burning building to save the trapped and left-behind. They LOVE the lucrative and luxurious! But that doesn't mean they won't give over recieving. Libras have these overwhelming personalities that sometimes lead others the wrong way. Some people don't like Libras because they "seem full of themselves." Which they are, but that doesn't mean they don't care. Librans love people. They love to cheer others up. They can seem annoying, but just don't let them know that you think that. They'll want to hide and cry. They have NOTORIOUS voices. You'll most probably remember a Libra by their voice. Libras make good actors and actresses, writers, columnists, journalists, lawyers, etc.
Librans are thinkers. And sometimes, they just... THINK TOO MUCH! Librans need to learn how to let loose. Libras need to learn how to smile (but not too much). Famous Libran people: T.I., Usher, Toni Braxton, Ginuwine, Snoop, Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Carlos Mencia, Judge Judy, Viggo Mortensen, Johnny Carson (considered Scorpio in other opinions), Anneliese van der Pol (That's So Raven), Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, Eminem, Young Jeezy, Akon, Proof, Phil Hartman, John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, Ray Charles, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta Jones, Julie Andrews, Ralph Lauren, Donna Karan, Gwen Stefani, Efren Ramirez (Pedro), Mickey Mantle, Tiffany (80s singer), Kelly Ripa, Chiaki Kuriyama (GoGo from Kill Bill), Freddy Jackson, Wyclef, Angela Lansbury (Murder, She Wrote), Sting, Sharon Osbourne, Seann William Scott (Stifler), India.Arie, Talib Kweli, Neve Campbell, Clive Owen, Tommy Lee, Rev. Al Sharpton, Trey Parker (South Park co-creator), MC Lyte, Chubby Checker, Jennifer Freeman (You Got Served, My Wife and Kids, Brooke Valentine, Alicia Silverstone, Liev Shreiber (The Omen), Julissa Bermudez (former host of 106 & Park), Nicky Hilton, Morgan Webb (X-Play), Kate Winslet, Heather Headley, Grant Hill, Guy Pearce, Penny Marshal, Bernie Mac, Jerry Orbach, Mike Judge (creator of Beavis and Butthead), Taylor Hicks, Hal Sparks, Yo Yo Ma, Nick Cannon, Matt Damon, CeCe Winans, Sigourney Weaver, R.L. Stine (author, Goosebumps series), Brandon Routh (Superman Returns), Bobby Flay (celebrity chef), Emeril Lagasse (celebrity chef), Tony Shalhoub, Mya, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Mario Lopez a.k.a. AC Slater, Brett Favre, DJ Skrib... more...
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