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A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!
by Jack694 December 05, 2009

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