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1. buzz the tower
The act of asking for permission to shave or trim one's pubic hair. Usually from one partner to another.
Heath: Permission to buzz the tower?
Theresa: Go ahead, you ain't bringing that shit near me any how!
Heath: Come on baby, it'll be just like when we was in High School!
Theresa: Small and inadequate?
Heath: Say what now?
2. quork
The predeccer to a penubble. Usually used in lower technological countries, such as France and/or Alabama. Often found in caves. Used in the fifth volume of the World Almanac by Galileo, and constantly made fun of by Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il- "Those silly quorks are always burning my hair when I am in the cave blowing up nuclear weapons so now we have installed penubbles in all of our caves."

French person- "What's a nuclear weapon?"
3. Dakota Fanning
A butt-licking brazilian wax whore, she prefers in acting in movies where she gets raped, such as Uptown Girls and Charlotts Web. She was dubbed the title, "A lazy ass ho" when she caught on tape taking a dump on Mel Gibson's chest. She then sky dived off the eifel tower into hulk hulgans man titties. She is known to enjoy websites that have to do with mudd falling and lemons having parties. She is also known to have nightmares of raging monkies having the willpower to do some real nasty stuff. She especially loves the brian the tennis player videos.
Dakota Fanning wishes she could eat her pet sloth.
4. ThinkPad
Looking at it from the lower end of ThinkPads, the most gigantic shit excuse for a computer you can currently find on the 1st world market. The computer will blue screen on you eventually, structurally this thing is as reliable as a 2,000 foot cardboard tower. the main cause of my blue screen was a cracked hard drive when i dropped it 4 feet because of the searing pain you get after it powers up, however, on a positive side, if you lay down with it on you will become immune to BSDM wax torture. Also, think you can listen to music? think again, the sound system has such issue buffering the music it will freeze and become so choppy you can't even stand it. I would STRONGLY recommend spending your money on either a higher end ThinkPad or switching over to another brand.
I wrote this rant on my ThinkPad, the browser stopped responding 10 times while i was writting it, and odds are will crash in a few seconds if i dont speed up writing this.
5. Slippery Icarus
During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)

The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.

This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.

*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.

tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
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