A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water
by Onion113 May 27, 2010
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Watermelon is referring to male sperm that contains a lot of seeds (KIDS)
"I been drinking...watermelon"_Beyonce song Drunk In Love
Translation...I been sucking dick and he came in my mouth and I swallowed.
by Twerkaholicstl February 13, 2014
"It's watermelón... INSIDE OF WATERMELÓN!"
by simplyputchaz November 13, 2013
A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like
White guy: "I heard you like watermelon nigger"
Black guy: "Nobody in my family does..."
by BlackTokyo August 18, 2009
A large red fruit often eaten by people in warm climates. Has a red flesh sometimes with seeds and a deep green rind.
I just bought a watermelon from the store today.
by A young man November 25, 2013
watermelon is a sweet, juicy delicious summer fruit that many people love! its great on hot days, and it is the BEST fruit ever
watermelon is so sweet i could have it everyday!
by someone8959 July 06, 2014
tits that look like water baloons
dude did you see her water melons
by rescue110 January 01, 2009
Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies
Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious
by ANONYMOOSE July 16, 2014
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