waterlemoan 

The high-pitched moan of pleasure one releases whilst performing the joyous act of lemon shoveling.

Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.

waterlemoan by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

waterlemon 

A toddler's pronunciation of watermelon!

The toddler liked to say "Ooo baby samwich, a waterlemonto eat, my favorite!"

waterlemon by Starchylde July 9, 2016

Watermelfunction 

When a man about to have sex with a girl (or guy if you're into that kinda thing) turn out the lights , penetrate him/her, ejaculate, turn out the lights, and find out it was a watermelon the whole time.

"Tommy WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
Tommy: "Well looks like we have a case of Watermelfunction."

Watermelfunction by Vankirk1314 March 9, 2016

waterhead 

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.

Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!

waterhead by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007

water leaf 

The large classic pot plant leaf. Not very affective to smoke. Generally thrown away.

Look at this huge water leaf I cut off my plant.

water leaf by soundrone October 9, 2006

waterhead 

someone who lacks common sense and intelligence

otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.

waterhead by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006

waterhead 

a retard, or someone being retarded

Look at the short bus full of waterheads

waterhead by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003