2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.