|36.||High Speed Download|
A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.
I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
An improvised smoking device mainly used for smoking hash resin through. This is traditionaly made from a 2-5tr plastic bottle with a 5mm hole melted into the side about 10cm from the base. With one finger covering the hole the bottle is filled with water. A head (13mm socket set + gause with a thin band of "Sticky Tack" wrapped around the outside to produce an airtight fit) is then filled with smoking material and placed into the top of the bottle. Then the user removed their finger from the hole letting the water flow out from the side of the bottle while holding a naked flame (lighter/match) above the head. The drop in air pressure inside the bottle caused by the water draining out pulls the flame into the head which in turn ignites the smoking material filling the inside of the bottle with thick 'cream cheese' type smoke which (after removing the head from the neck of the bottle) the user then sucks/inhales the smoke in one deep breath (unless they are a lightweight) XD.more...
Most smoking noobs fail to grasp how a waterfall should be used correctly so their knowledge on the subject ends here.
Because the hole is made in the side of the bottle not the bottom there is a certain amount of water that remains in the bottle this is not a design flaw. The idea is then to remove the head then place a finger over the hole in the side of the bottle and a thumb of the other hand over the top of the bottle. Then violently shake the bottle for a second or two. Because THC is not solua...
As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.more...
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
A valve that allows a liquid to pass in one direction only. It has a flap or poppet device to prevent back-flow. They can be found on the old style windscreen washer where a plunger is pushed to operate it.
Another place to find one is on a boiler where the injectors force the water into it but the pressure must not be able to pass back along the supply pipe.
The water is mixed with the steam in the injector and passes through the supply pipe via the clack valve into the boiler.
A very large shit that is so big the toilet cannot swallow it in whole... However, eventually the pressure from the water flow will cause the shit to break in half and be flushed away in two parts. Some say they think they can hear Leonardo DiCaprio confessing his love for Kate as the turd is broken and sent to the bottom of the sea.
The other day I had Taco bell for lunch and dinner and man, that night...(shakes his head back and forth slowly) I launched a Titanic out to sea, I thought I was giving berth to a horse!
Christened in 2007 by Pickles, the American Sip is the act of consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a single period without breathing. A liken to chugging, American Sippage is a way to super pass alcohol into the system. It is a two step process:
1. Open Bottle.
2. Relax throat muscles let the alcohol flow down.
It should be noted that the period of drinking alcohol must last longer than 15 seconds. Furthermore, the American sip only applies to liquor: think Jack Daniel's, Whiskey, Bourbon, Scotch, Captain Morgan, Tequila, Vodka.
It should also be noted the feminine version is called American Sipe.
1. Holy shit James just American Sipped fucking Jack Daniel's... TWICE! Like that took a good chunk out of the 26er.
2. Edwin clutched the bottle of Captain Morgan's, and standing with the strength of a thousand alcoholics, performed the American Sip, knocking the 40.oz bottle from half full to quarter in a single blow.
3. Cameron instinctively grabbed a bottle of Scotch from the dresser, and in an instant, and with the power of alcoholism, American Sipped the bottle out of this reality.
4. "I betcha that's water," Bob said to Jim.
Jim, "I betcha watch this!" and in one American Sip, the mickey of Smirnoff went from FULL to EMPTY.
5. And on the Old New Year, Vladimir managed to American Sip the Smirnoff 26er half way down in a single blow. Representing all proud Russian and alcoholics, everywhere.
6. Waking up, Denny instinctively grabbed the bottle of mixed liquor, the contents for which he did not know. And then he American Sip'd the fucker down to wash the taste of old marijuana and hooker spit away. As a consequence of his action he went fucking blind - but hey, if it's in a bottle, it's drinkable.
a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.
effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.
"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."