when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.

A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:

-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.

The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.

The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.

With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.

Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.

To let loose the inner beast. To pollute your drawers!

Here I sit, same as ever... took a dump & pulled the lever
The toilet flushed, the water flowed. Look out world it's a motherload!!

An apparatus containing water through which human gasses pass.

Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.

A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.