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A massive poo that often results in frosting the bowl when flushing on later model residential toilets. To truly be defined as an iceberg dump, at least 10% of the poo must rise above the surface of the water. General limited to peeps w/ high fiber diets, an audible "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" often accompanies the iceberg dump. Dude, I was dropping anchor and due to it's massive size, this iceberg dump was broken in half upon flushing and it totally frosted the bowl!
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| 37. | power dump | ||
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When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump
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| 38. | aqua dump | ||
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when a small child poops in a large quarentine of water, such as a pool or lake. Hey, bobby's takin an aqua dump!
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| 39. | sky dump | ||
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An art form in its own right, the 'Sky Dump' is performed cheifly in public restrooms by climbing to the top of the toilet stall and using your legs and hands on the top of the stall walls to precariously balance yourself above the stall, directly over the toilet, then by a carefully aimed rectum and a few good heaves, a large turd is dropped, and plummets about 2 meters down and into the toilet bowl, subsequentially making a huge splash in all directions wetting the toilet, floor, walls, and toilet paper dipensers. If your turd misses the bowl (or hits on the seat), this constitutes a failed attempt at the "Sky Dump" despite the hilarity of the event whatsoever. if you walk into the toilet stall, and the is water absolutely everywhere, use another stall, a shat-bomb was Sky-Dumped here. Also, if you encounter a failed atempt it wiil be more obvious as there will be a steaming heap of shat on the seat rim or beside the bowl entirely.
A hilarious spectacle to perform....especially in a crowded public bathroom, but also works well to leave the evidence as a surprise for the boss in his/her private bathroom at work. |
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| 40. | break water | ||
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v. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of the deposit is protruding from the surface of the toilet water. see also low tide. bachelor: "man, i just took the biggest dump. it was awesome."
roommate: "cool. did you break water?" |
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| 41. | bubblah | ||
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A term used in New England, especially by people from Rhode Island and Massachusetts, to describe what most other folks call a water fountain. To the New Englander, the term water fountain tends to remind them of a regular, show-offy fountain. NEer: 'Scuse me, wheah's the bubblah?
Non-NEer: The what? NEer: The bubblah. Non-NEer: I beg your pardon? NEer: Ya know, the thing ya can get a drink from. Non-NEer: *chuckling* You mean the water fountain? NEer: Watuh fountain? Ya mean this dump has a watuh fountain?! Non-NEer: I beg your pardon? |
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| 42. | hosk | ||
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hosk (hosc’h) v. pl. hoskes (hoe sc’hi-es) The action of toilet water splashing your hind end, from the gravity drawn waste exiting your bowel system. hosk adj. Description of something very displeasing; dissapointing.
I got hosked today while taking a dump.
Hosk You! Go hosk off! |
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