|1.||Salty Water Cannon|
(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
The strongest water type move in the game "Pokemon" Hydro Cannon (Japanese: ハイドロカノン Hydro Cannon) is a damage-dealing Water-type move introduced in Generation III. Hydro Cannon inflicts damage and then forces the user to recharge during the next turn. Unless this attack misses, the user will always have to recharge. Only the water-type Pokemon starters are able to use it, including Smeargle. It's a special attack, it's power point is 5 (max is 8), and it's accuracy is 90%.more...
If it misses:
* Does not make contact
* Affected by Protect
* Not affected by Magic Coat
* Not affected by Snatch
* Affected by BrightPowder
* Affected by King's Rock
While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.
When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.
A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.
A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.
Me- Are you a blastoise Johnny?
Johnny- No i don't even have a dick you cunt.
Cortney- I am.
the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
The mouth, or where one puts fags.
Tommy went down to the pub to water the ol' fag cannon.