| 1. | T.V. Coma | ||
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The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning. T.V. Coma
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| 2. | ofcom | ||
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annoying company that sets out to destroy "politically incorrect" programs such as celebrity big brother, who totally destroyed it as well as other big brothers because everyones obviously watching what they say now.
They spoilt other great t.v phone in programmes as well with there stupid reports. Who cares if the phone in line is a scam? dont phone in and you wont get scammed! your never going to win anyway! ofcom is very annoying and is slowly destroying t.v shows.
i heard little britain might be next on thier death list.... |
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| 3. | flicker | ||
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Television, T.V., Telly Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Person 2: "Nothing just watching the flicker." Can be used Person 2: "Nothing just watching the flick." |
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| 4. | Comfy J | ||
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The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both. James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!! James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first. |
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| 5. | Media Loading | ||
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When someone engages in two or more forms of media at one time e.g. t.v, msn, texting etc. This is highly unnecessary, annoying and uses far more power than is normal for one human being to consume. Person 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Person 2: "Just watching t.v, msning and texting." Person 1: " Dude your media loading again!" |
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| 6. | Dumofa | ||
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Pronunciation: Doe-moo-fuh
-Noun A bed compiled of a matress, duvet and pillow. The bed is sat on more than it is slept in - theoretically used for sofa activities such as watching television or playing a video games console and occasionally slept on as well as other past times. This definition was founded by Lex. Girl 1: "Lex's bed is a Dumofa - it's a bed, but it's hardly slept in; just sat on and we talk and watch T.V. - like a sofa, but with a matress, duvet and a pillow."
Girl 2: "That sounds boring." Girl 1: "It's not, I'm sure you've done something in a bed that we've done on his Dumofa..." |
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| 7. | byarsing | ||
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Laying in bed under your covers with the a/c on high while watching old episodes of t.v. shows and eating massive amounts of food often including your sisters brownies. Sorry I couldn't make it to work yesterday, i was byarsing all day.
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