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one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004

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