| 1. | Urban Dick Flooders | ||
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An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact. Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
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| 2. | Urban Lowlife | ||
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An urban lowlife is one of those people who submit people's names as urban dictionary definitions that have to do with their personal life. Whether they define the person as good or bad, it's still annoying as hell. "Susy definition: A smart, funny girl who's good at everything and....."
"Dammit, another urban lowlife" |
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| 3. | Wiki Citers | ||
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1. A lazy class of Wikipedia Editors that take no time to research content, but rather vandalize a Wiki article with numerous "Citations Needed" Tags. 2. People that do not contribute in any meaningful way to Wiki profiles. 3. So-Called Editors that place "Citations Needed" tags on common info that can not be sourced. 4. Vandals. Wiki Citers are such a waste of life. It would take 5 minutes to find valid sources to backup profile content. Instead they just blanket the profiles with Citations Needed tags, instead of helping Wiki's look professional.
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| 4. | Urbadictobanger | ||
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ur-buh-dik-toh-bang-er Term used to define a person who is in a street gang and attempts to post erroneous commentary in the form of a definition submitted to the Urban Dictionary about their involvement in a street gang or the prowess of such a street gang. A gangbanger that wants their name and/or the name of their street gang to appear in the Urban Dictionary and attempts to achieve such by submitting a fallacious definition. Any of numerous street thugs, usually with limited intelligence, that seeks notoriety of some type by means of apocryphal boasting through inappropriate submission of words, names, or acronyms specifically to the Urban Dictionary. I feel sorry for the Urban Dictionary editors because there are so many Urbadictobangers submitting lame and useless rantings about their street gangs and related activities simply to mark their perceived territorial boundaries with threats and/or slurs aimed at other gangs, and/or simply the public at large, in an attempt to gain some sense of notoriety by having such appear in the Urban Dictionary. What a waste of time.
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| 5. | Rinsed Bin | ||
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A person who posts the names of people, whom they make like or dislike, onto the Urban Dictionary website for whatever pety or creepy reason. If not just to take up the time of the editors. Dude: I'm going to define larry as "A gay ass motherfucker" on Urbandictionary.com!
Other dude: You're kind of a Rinsed bin aren't you? Dude...Uh..Wha? Other dude: Look it up! |
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| 6. | Urban Pricktionary | ||
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An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.
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| 7. | philosophy | ||
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The love of knowledge and the love of seeking it, then producing exhaustive writings of exhausting and inept metaphors, being refuted by another philosopher's exhausting and inept metaphors, then replying in rebuttal to challengers, ad nauseum. While one of the most noble intellectual pursuits, it is also one of the most masturbatory. Summa Philosophia: Key Figures in Philosophy, Summarized in 500 Words or Less
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Nietzsche = Woot, but mighta had bad thoughts about family members. Socrates = Straight up gangsta, dat nigga drank any drank put in frunna him. Plato = Overrated heir apparent of Socrates that screwed up Science for more than a thousand years with First Principles and other useless crap. Aristotle = Reincarnated some time later into Gene Wilder. Aquinas = Justified Catholic bullshit from a very comfy chair. Confucius = Had the same PR agent as Jesus and gets all sorts of cool stuff attributed to him. Augustine = Converted to Christianity early enough that he was one of the religion's editors - he gave you the God you "know" now by stealing heavily from Plato. Descartes = Brought intellectualism to new highs and degrees of convolution by rationalizing things instead of pulling new crazy shit... |
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