| 1. | Holiday Rape | ||
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When you are forced to go on a holiday with family to an isolated location. Usually you'd rather stay at home because of an incentive unknown to the rest of your family (such as wanting to hold a party or wanting to have your girlfriend over). You are often forced because the family doesn't trust you enough to stay at home alone or you are not yet of adult age. This is often a dilemma for people of ages ~17 because they are close to being of adult age but are still forced to go away with family and be bored while everyone back in your home city/town seem to be having the time of their life. Edward: Oh shit I'm being Holiday Raped, my parents won't let me stay home over the next 3 weeks. Instead I'm forced to waste the rest of my school holidays in some shithole.
Jess: Thats rough, your gonna miss Holly's 18th for a family holiday. |
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| 2. | Jack Off Holiday Hour | ||
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The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour! Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.
What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby! |
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| 3. | star wars holiday special | ||
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A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time. guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it |
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| 4. | Fauxliday | ||
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A fake holiday. Valentine's Day is a fauxliday designed to waste your money and time on gifts, when you could be wasting it on beer and getting laid, respectively.
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| 5. | bg day | ||
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Boss Gone Day, a work day that feels like a holiday because the boss out of the office. I got caught up on my work because it was bg day and they weren't around to waste my time.
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| 6. | valentines day | ||
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a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love. valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day. valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face. single guy: true man, true. |
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| 7. | holiday | ||
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a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"
b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy
Can i get another amen There's a flag wrapped around a score of men A gag A plastic bag on a monument i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies this is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday |
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