A lacusexual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of Aqua's 'lollipop'. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.
OMG! Just got off on the phone from Stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 Anyway she's dead now.
by Theonetruekentuckywildcat February 18, 2015