Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 4, 2009

Washing the dishes

When a woman masterbates

Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.

by Sinawoman March 14, 2017

Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

by Mo J February 26, 2008

washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.

yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes

by Tha LA King October 19, 2014

wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

by LitGyal September 2, 2018