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1.
An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.
by EastCoastBronco October 20, 2013
 
2.
What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.
Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."
by morningwould October 27, 2013