Wasaning 

The act of ditching school/work because you procrastinated for too long and probably regretting all your choices in life this includes skipping tests

Student 1 : Hey where is James ?
Student 2: He is fucking Wasaning the math test again !

Wasaning by Official IBO September 10, 2016

wasobing 

When you eat too much Wasabi and it makes you cry

Oh shit! I got a big chunk of Wasabi in that bite. Now I'm wasobing!

wasobing by manbomb May 5, 2015

Wasabigasm 

When a beautiful angel of a girl tells you that you make her body hot like Wasabi when you are trying to orgasm

I was on the phone with Sabrina while playing with myself at the same time as she was trying to dirty talk to me and said "you make my body hot like wasabi" as i was orgasming. she gave me a Wasabigasm.

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Wasabigasm by Hairybombastic December 2, 2013

Wasabigasm 

The facial contortions and noises produced by the over-enthusiastic consumption of wasabi as an condiment for sushi. The facial expression and 'nnnnggg' noise bears a close similarity to the facial expressions and noises that accompany an orgasm, especially the over exaggerated expressions of porn stars.

Look at Dave's face - he's having a wasabigasm!

Be careful - that last spicy tuna nigri made me wasabigasm.

Wasabigasm by Killdozer July 15, 2009