n. An individual who steadfastly and resolutely supports the policies of President Donald J. Trump and his cronies. "Alt-right warriors" claim to be anti-establishment while ignoring the establishment personnel appointed to key cabinet and political positions by Trump, who include high-level Goldman Sachs executives and former executives. These "warriors" either ignore or are dismissive of Trump's aim to enforce federal laws against recreational use of marijuana toward states that have chosen by popular vote to legalize it.

Alt-right warrior: "Donald Trump is anti-establishment."
Socrates: "Take a look at the alligators he brought that now infest the Washington swamp."
Also: "You told me you smoke recreationally. He wants you jailed. You shouldn't have voted for him."

Alt-right Warrior by Prankster April 2, 2017

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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.

Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"

Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019

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