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Best thing ever. Lots of awesome bands, including Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, Alexisonfire, Avenged Sevenfold, The All American Rejects, All Time Low, 3OH!3, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, and Underoath. Also lots of moshing, crowd surfing, and hot emo guys without shirts ;)
Person1: "I SAW ESCAPE THE FATE AT WARPED TOUR!!"
Person2: "No way!"
Person1: Yeah!!! They signed my shirt!"
Person2: *dies from jealousy*
by cool person (not really) July 18, 2009
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Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!
I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!
by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 03, 2003
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A tour that used to be punk rock. Now, the line up is awful and a disgrace to the punk scene.
Dude, what's with all these kids wearing tight jeans and faux hawks? What has happened to the Warped Tour?!?!?!?!?
by regs June 10, 2005
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a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry
guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.
by clevelandsteamer August 04, 2005
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AKA Pepsi presents "Punk Fest"
"Hey! Lets pay 30 bucks to go to the warped tour and see a bunch of half descent bands play half hour sets and pay 10 bucks for small bottles of water!"
by Crimpteen March 12, 2006
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1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."

Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"
by Junk28 November 01, 2007
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A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."

Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
by Bunker28 November 12, 2007
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