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A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.

A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.]
Alyse is the biggest warped whore I've ever met.

Man, did you see those skanky warped whores?
by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009

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