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The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
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Warnsdorfer 

Warnsdorfer means when someone sticks their dick in between their legs. Warnsdorfer is a term for being a total pussy.
Guy: You need to stop being such a Warnsdorfer and go on this ride!!

Guy 2: But I'm scared as hell to go on it. Just looking at it makes me want to cry!

Guy 2: Fuck I am being a Warnsdorfer!! Ugh!!!
Warnsdorfer by anonymous November 28, 2011
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Warnsing 

A person who always overreacts and who is addicted to porn.
"A Warnsing threw a lunch box on me today because I touched him on the shoulder."
Warnsing by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi September 16, 2014

Warnography

Gratuitous movie/TV/Video game violence for its own sake, not pushing a higher objective or agenda. Think the difference between the movie Glory and your standard Chuck Norris movie. One shows graphic violence to show the brutal reality of war, and the other shows violence to glorify brutality and to stimulate a sort of jingoistic gladiator-spectator glee in the viewer.

Like pornography, but with violence, not sex.
"Did you see the Matrix?" "Yeah, it was warnography, but it was a fun movie."
Warnography by Bellingson April 30, 2010

warnography

Highly sexualized and stylized depictions of war in the media. This often highlights the thrill of war while ignoring the death and tragedy.
300 was warnography. Did the Spartans really need to be that naked?!
warnography by Don't Be a Betch October 17, 2007
When a fatty drops it low on the dance floor.
"wow, that dude straight up pulled a warnes. sick. Exodus rules!"

wartnoser 

A tacky, oversexed female, one who often wears inappropriate clothing and who can be found in bars/restaurants hitting shamelessly on almost any male in pants. The term "wartnoser" is derived from the standard image of the witch, a devious creature often seen with a wart on the end of her nose.
"The vile wartnoser, wearing a low-cut leopard dress, bat her false eyelashes at the unsuspecting attorney who had walked into his neighborhood low-lit establishment for a drink.
wartnoser by Dee Crane September 8, 2006