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Satanic Warmaster

One of the most famous Finnish black metal project (one-man band) from Lappeenranta, Etelä-Karjala, Finland, consisting of the sole musician "Werwolf" (real name Lauri Penttilä), since 1998. The lyrical themes are mostly covering topics about satanism, occult, and lycanthropia (werewolf). The band has received criticism due to accused NSBM-related lyrical themes.
The Chant of The Barbarian Wolves, One Shining Star, Black Metal Kommando are some of my favourite Satanic Warmaster songs. Werwolf must be a really great musician!
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The Warmaster 

To be simultaneously the best and the worst in your specific field of combat.

E.G warmaster14
Playing Call of Duty.
Nade your own teammate for no reason.

Take an hour to get to the bomb.
Miss every bullet.
Try to defuse the bomb with 4 seconds remaining.
... on the wrong side of the bombsite.

"Hon the Warmaster!"
The Warmaster by The Whenjj April 20, 2012
Did you see all those Warksters at the coffee shop?
Warkster by mightberobot November 26, 2011
Not to be confused with traditional hipsters of Brooklyn, Newark hipsters, or warksters, don't have trust funds. Other key differences include a penchant for community activism and volunteer work, riding bicycles with multiple gears, and taking part in the arts in a meaningful manner.

Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".
Common misspelling: Werkster

Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!

Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...

Miss: Exactly...

Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...
Warkster by abstractmoment November 27, 2011

Webmaster 

An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.

In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.

These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
0000247 visits since March 1998! Don't forget to sign the guEstbook! Contact the webmaster!
Webmaster by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009

Warminster 

a wanna be rich neighborhood in Pennsylvania where fat girls often think they are classy. Nothing really goes on there, there are some cool people but mostly snobs that seem nice and turn into jerks.
"i heard that girl is from warminster so watch out."
Warminster by miiiiiiimiiiiiiii August 25, 2008

WigMaster 

The word WigMaster is a bastardization of the word "Wigger", it refers to The Wigger, who is not just an ordinary Wigger, but one who has attained, the higest level of Wiggerdom, the Ultimate wigger.
"Verily I say unto you, the man who stands before us, is a WigMaster of the highest order."
WigMaster by Rick Delicious January 17, 2010