Letting out a warm one with the boys 

A phrase to use after you and the boys drink some beer and piss in some bottles then proceed to throw said bottles off the third story. Whether it's from the third story window, the balcony, or ect.

Not You: So what did you and the guys do last night?
You: You know drinking some cold ones, watching some shite vidoes, and letting out a warm one with the boys.
Not You: Letting out a what?

Letting out a warm one with the boys by YourBrainOnDrugs August 15, 2018

Pissing in One's warm spot 

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

Pissing in One's warm spot by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

warm the cuckolds of one's heart by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Warm Ones 

Lighting up a joint smoking weed

Yo lets go light some warm ones!!!

Warm Ones by -Daniel September 5, 2017

Warm Ones 

The beer they drink in England.

Englishman: Lets go get a twelve-pack of warm ones for the party

Warm Ones by E fulmer March 14, 2004