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A ‘Warm Jill’ is the act of pooping in your fathers tube sock and pummeling your partner like you’re Indiana Jones in the last crusade. If you had recently eaten a Baby Ruth and one of the peanuts rips a hole through the sock, contacting the skin, then you have proven yourself as a gifted individual and Jill would be proud.
Brecky got me what I wanted for my bar mitzvah, so I waited till she fell asleep and treated her to a warm jill.
by breckymcpooperson July 16, 2010

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