Wards Lady 

Idealized non-regional non-ethnic young to mid-aged housewifey type often seen and heard in corporate advertising?

From old Montgomery Wards department store jingles and ad campaigns.

OMFG the Montgomery Wards Lady is now shilling those DVD rental kiosks!!!!!

You can't DVD smarter!

Wards Lady by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

wards dinner table 

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

wards dinner table by agc homie May 5, 2003

Bloody Wards 

Phrase used by Norfolk locals when expressing surprise, shock or anger. Has been diluted to Bloody Wars by those living around or in the Norwich area.

Bloody Wards! I dint know that

Bloody Wards by Norfolk_Tractor_Girl July 15, 2010

up wards hand rodeo 

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself

the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

up wards hand rodeo by free ballin burke December 2, 2009

Warden

The most OP creature in all of Minecraft

The Warden can 2 shot you with full netherite armor.

Warden by T.N.T.BOOM! November 1, 2021

a wardog 

an action that a brammer makes that has similarities to a mental disorder

yo he's making some wardogs
he's doing a wardog mate

a wardog by bigmanddk September 5, 2022

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Wadsworth Constant by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011