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Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016
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Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Jaylen Waddle 

Fast; Faster than other people
Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018

Waddup Boosh 

The act of saying hello to one of your boys, in a douchey and frat boy type of way. Credit given to internet sensation Dom Mazzetti.
Andrew: "Yo! Waddup boosh? Hittin' the gym later?"

Pat: "Oh hell yeah bro, gotta swell out today"
Waddup Boosh by NightHawk23 January 19, 2014
Someone who is addicted to the art of wank
yo, did you hear? Karl Harvey's a waddict
waddict by dgtdghdgh July 19, 2011

Psyche ward 

Referring to all ages (but particularly youth in this case.)
A place that people are forcefully sent to receive psychiatric "help" by unsympathetic staff (including psychiatrists) that don't know what the fuck they're doing, let alone give a shit other than the fact that it's their job.
Kids and teenagers are shoveled in like dogs in a pound. A majority of the time, nothing gets solved...If anything, it adds to your trauma with the horrors of what you see there and how you're treated.

Also, in general, you're told that everything is YOUR fault because friends, family, or societal influences totally had nothing to do with your illness or whatever the fuck landed you, or ANYONE in there in the first place.
It's basically one step above jail.
"My parents sent me to a psyche ward for a month to get better because I did (xyz).
Wow, after that helpful experience, I certainly feel better about my life and all of humanity!"
Psyche ward by Galena_Somez January 15, 2018