Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.