1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
by J Dawg April 19, 2003
josh does not have a war hammer
by ash;) i win!! March 25, 2003
Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 9, 2017
The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006
When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
by Lean Beef October 18, 2015
by ............ March 25, 2003