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995. Mega Pwner
(Online gaming) Term used in Call of Duty: World at War to define someone's class. The Mega Pwner class consists of an MP40 with an extended magazine, Juggernaut, and a perk such as Steady Aim or Martyrdom.

The Mega Pwner class is typically used by players that have little to no skill and must use known, in-game exploits in order to win games. These players are typically avoided by more skilled players as Mega Pwner users tend to boast about winning and make snide remarks to anyone that dares challenge them.
Jack: Oh no, John. I went negative that game. I think I'm on a losing streak.

John: I wouldn't worry about it too much, Jack. It's just a bunch of Mega Pwning pussies.

Jack: God, how I hate the Mega Pwner.
996. The Scavenger
"The Scavenger" is a term which refers to someone hailing from Southwestern NY State who "preys" on females whom just got out of a serious relationship with The Scavenger's close and best friends. The Scavenger has issues with getting women, so scraping up his friends "messes" is all The Scavenger can do with absolutely no guilt, shame, morals or heart. "Bro-Code" is NOT something that is in the mind of this person and is commonly and consistently "placing the pussy on the pedestal." The Scavenger's favorite song is "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" by The Cars.

The Scavenger can usually be found at the following functions/places: "Family vacations, weddings, local bars, Bemus Point, The Second Street Crawl and any function in which these females are privy to.

The Scavenger also uses social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook to obsess, stalk and gain personal access to the female's personal life. Another common point of The Scavenger is to lay the groundwork on the female months and even years in advance while that female is currently in a relationship with the close, or even best friend.

The Scavenger habitually "line-steps" by degrading, belittling, trash-talking and bashing the close friend whom he has moved in on. This happens on the above mentioned social networking sites, behind the friend's back to mutual friends and definitely to the female who is being targeted by The Scavenger. The Scavenger will blast the friends to the female to boost her self confide...
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997. african american
A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.
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998. Rangers Minded
Rangers Minded (commonly pronouced ra Rangers minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of ra Rangers support.

The clue in in the name r ANGER s,

To be part of the ra Rangers Minded one must be:-

1) In constant state of Permarage (this is a must)

2) Hate everything Green

3) Hate everything Celtic

4) Cause utter Carnage at the sight of a screen cutting off, refer to ra Rangers Minded in Manchester 08.

5) Hate everything Celtic

6) Get permarage at people saying you have permarage GRRR!!

7) Hate anything Catholic

8) Deflect, Deny & Lie to anyone who mentions Rangers Minded.

9) Celebrate Celtics Failure more then Ra Rangers Success.

10) If you have not perfected the war Cry " Weeeeee Arrrrrraaaaaa Peeeeeeeeppppooooooo" then you simply cannot be part ra Rangers Minded.

11) Must Must Must have a Monobrow that twitches uncontrollably at anything Green, Celtic or Irish. If you do not have one, buy one, If like most of ra Rangers minded you do not have a Job and cant buy one, steal a Permanent marker and draw one.

12) Hate anything Celtic

13) Hate the Pope

14) Pyoor hate the fact that yoor in Big Jocks Shadow and create a campaign to try Blacken his name

15) If defeated on Old Firm day and ra Monobrow is twitching in Overdrive and the Permarage has kicked in, you Must Batter the Mrs to a pulp, if she is out wae ra weans shoppin at Lidls, boot the dug aboot!!

16) Be an avid Supporters of ra Rangers Fc AKA Crimewatch Fc

17) To wreak Havoc on any City yo...
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999. Kennedy Curse
A term used to discribe a long list of misfortunate events that have happened to the Kennedy Family.

Curse Chronology:

1941 – Rosemary Kennedy was believed to be mentally retarded. However, some sources have claimed she was suffering from mental illness, such as depression. Because of her increasingly violent and severe mood swings, Joe Kennedy arranged in secret for her to undergo a lobotomy. The surgery impaired her cognitive abilities even more, and as a result, she remained institutionalized until her death in 2005.

August 12, 1944 – Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr., the eldest son of Joseph Kennedy and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, dies in a mid-air aircraft explosion over eastern England while flying a hazardous mission during World War II.

May 13, 1948 – Kathleen Kennedy Cavendish, Marchioness of Hartington, dies in a plane crash in France, along with her lover Peter Wentworth-FitzWilliam, 8th Earl FitzWilliam.

1955 – Jacqueline Kennedy suffers a miscarriage.

August 23, 1956 – Jacqueline Kennedy gives birth to a stillborn daughter. (Although the daughter was unnamed and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery next to her parents with a marker reading "Daughter", later reports indicated that the Kennedys had intended to name her Arabella.)

December 19, 1961 - Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Sr. suffers a disabling stroke, which leaves him unable to speak, although mentally intact, and confines him to a wheelchair for the remainder of his days.

August 9, 1963 – Patrick Bouvier Kenn...
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1000. vietnamese taint butter
a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.
Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted
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