a skinny guy who loves the cubs and little wayne. He has been a blackhawks fan for a really long time. He gets violent when angry. He likes HD a lot. He has a big problem with people taking shits in school. He hates the NBA because they play music. He doesn't play sports; he's not an athlete. Loves the new season of the office.Has stunning 20 40 vision. Don't pop his balloon. He's a hell of a guy.

Forum slang for a respected person who has a lot of posts but is not a pedophile or freak. Also can mean someone who is extemeley "pro" or "1337"

The most prestigious prestige in Call of Duty 4 and Call of Duty: World at War. Only those who do not see sunlight for more than 2 hours a day can ever reach this level of honor. Players of the game take great pride in reaching this oh so distant new world. Unfortunately the new world is full of helicopters, dogs from hell, and criticism.

aka tea bagging or chest humping;
a gamer term in First Person Shooters or 3rd person shooters when one crouches over anothers body repeatedly to give the immpression of humping their dead body; is usually used to mock one with a bad gamertag,who is camping or is just plain annoying. Often the players that sack-tap are the most annoying anyways.

- 9/11 occurs. United States in disarray-
Americans: "This is so horrible, who could have done such a thing! Somebody figure out who did it!"
Bush: "It was TERRORISTS!"
Americans: -wiping manly tears from eyes- "...Terrorists?"
Bush: "That's right! Terrorists! Al-Qaeda to be exact. They're in Afghanistan."
Americans: "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get them!"
Bush: "We won't fight terrorism in Afghanistan alone, we'll fight them all over the world!"
Americans: "FUCK YEAR!" -Presidential ratings skyrocket-
Bush & Cheney: -snicker- Fucking morons.
Britain: "America, we'd love to company you in your crusade against terrorists in Afghanistan."
Britians: "Well, all right, I suppose that sounds like a good idea. I do dislike terrorists."
Bush & Cheney: -whispering to each other- "Now's our chance..." -approaches Britain with confidence- "So, Tony, in our crusade against terrorism, it's come to our attention that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction: AKA WMDs.
Blair: "Really? What are your sources?"
Cheney: "...Wikipedia."
Blair: "Well, I suppose that makes sense."
Bush: "So can we invade?"
Blair: "Don't you think we should check it out first, you know, just to make sure?"
Cheney: "But we KNOW they have WMDs, can't we just invade, pleeaaaaaseeee?"
Blair: "That doesnt seem very logical to me."
-Spock steps in- Spock: Not logical indeed.
Cheney: "FINE. Send the UN in and see what we can find."
-UN knocks on Iraq's door- "Hi! Hi! Hi!"
Hussein: -just wa...

1. A drunkard (I.E.- "Stupid Drunk Bastard") who games online, without thought to others who have to endure his general drunken retardation, the fact that he never shuts the hell up, and loves EVERYONE.

2. Anyone you know needing AA (Alcoholics Anonymous).

Which would be everyone you know.

3. The coolest person to ever play Call of Duty: World at War. He is a legend.....in his own mind.

This is the SHIT!!!
A devise created by Black Jesus and Shigeru Miyamoto after they fucked that hoe-bag Mary to pass the time that gives an alternitive to expereincing life by giving you fake ass sex, enough drugs to blow Cuba off the map, and enough brain busting violence to make you the ruler of hell. Video games lets you do these things in a way that won't give you AIDS, cancer, or the death sencence for all the fucking crazy ass shit you just did. This is the most popular thing to do now-a-days, because God has given us a lack of good looking pussy, non-killing drugs, and a way to comit murder and be considered a hero like back in the mideval times. 10 years ago, if you were a gamer, it would get you a rock thrown thru your skull, a punch in your dick, and a NES copy of Super Mario rammed up your ass.