| 1. | Dorothy moment | ||
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A sudden and intense feeling of wanting to go home. When she saw her ex at the party kissing someone else, she had a Dorothy moment.
When the groom stood up to toast his new bride, he had a Dorothy moment. |
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| 2. | west virginia | ||
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A breeding ground for Mutant Militants and a testing ground for polutants and the Auto Industry.
After 3 years of first hand witnessing the qualities of West Viginia and it's people. I'm throughly convinced John Denver with a choke in his throat and a tear in his eye was begging his Minnie Pearl want-to-be captor to take him HOME; TO COLORADO!!! Bubble-Headed Bubba driving an emission control stripped piece of crap J-car with flames paintd on it doing 90mph on his way from a White Lightening Festival heading to his Uncle-Daddys KKK Rally.
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One out of every three will develop cancer directly related to the unregulated pollution. The South would rise again if Bubba didn't mistakenly shoot everything that raises it's head in the name of Deer Hunting. Chuck Yeager? HA! Let's build up the ego of the biggest moron and stick his ass on a rocket and see what happens! Works for me! This could be a never ending saga of totally true incidents of real life in Wild and Wonderful West Virginia none of which would has or ever would be a pleasure. I've never met an Honest West Virginian I didn't like; I don't like West Virginians. West Virginians Some people shine by being in the background Some people shine by being in the foreground These people don't shine so they just make noise. AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, A WEST VIRGINIA HILLBILLY COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED. SO THE HILLBILLY HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE. A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE " SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME GET A CHERRY BOMB." "LIGHT IT PUT IT IN A BEER CAN THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10." THE HILLBIL... |
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| 3. | love | ||
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1) The purest thing anyone can find in the universe, yet non-tangible. Those who have it are envied by those who don't, as to have it is to feel complete and whole.
2) The filler of a small, but vitally important, void in everyone's heart. 3) Makes the void bigger each time it's torn away from one's heart 4) Hideously over-used and abused word meaning "you're hot, have sex with me", in this case the words "I love you" meaning "I lust you" 5) The only thing that can destroy a heart, and the only thing that can repair it again Not wanting to be apart from the one you love for any second; never ceasing to think about them, in either waking moments (read that again if you thought it said something different =\) or sleeping ones. Just wanting to hold them and never let go. Wanting time to stop when you're with them..the list goes on. Love is unmatchable. Love is pure. Love is pain.. 1) Damn that lucky git, he's found love
2) Before I fell in love my heart was missing something... 3) Now it's gone I'm missing something more... 4) *Guy spots girl in bar, never met before* "I think it's love at first sight" *Ends up as one night stand* 5) After love there is nothing, until it comes back again. I love Jade.. |
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| 4. | 2pac | ||
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I'm not saying the best ever as some people who only know a little about rap would say. But 2pac was an alltime great who was very influential and contributed a lot of hard work with strong emotion. Ever since the digital underground days his rhymes had a lot of character in them and he stood out more than shock g and money b. His rap style is very poetical and he covers a lot of emotions of a troubled lifestyle. I believe he was better at the time of 'me against the world', but was still ok on deathrow, some might not agree, but I feel deathrow fueled his style more into 'gangsta without a cause' than his political and real heartfelt style that was a better influence to our troubled societies we live in. And as a result, the 'thug life' image deathrow helped to escalate even further, was also his downfall. It was a sad day back in sept 96 when I heard he had passed away. I just thought, damn what a loss!. And sadly even pac knew his day was coming soon because of his life situation at the time. The good thing is, while he was in prison he got to write a lot of rhymes and also just before and after he was out he was known to just write lyrics in a short time not a lot of others could match. Theres a few 100 songs he still has and will be released in time. Lets just hope that whiteboy eminem doesn't try and produce anymore of them to appeal to the others(if you know what i mean!). 2pac was a role model for our struggling youth in the heart of the citys, and i don't mean the... more...
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| 5. | wellingborough | ||
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A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.
The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford! Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?" Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool" |
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| 6. | Female Yellow Fever | ||
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Any white female who has left the normal boundaries of wanting to be with a white male and gone for Asian boys. Generally scene, these boys can be 1/4+ Asian, from the countries of Japan or Korea. Man, I can't believe Jamie developed female yellow fever, the bros will be jealous.
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| 7. | Borderline Personality Disorder | ||
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A short version of the definition of BPD:
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In general, people with BPD feel worthless, empty, moody, needy, depressed, and have difficulty managing their emotions. They have trouble with boundaries--both their own and respecting others. They are looking for that all-loving "other" who will provide the unconditional love they cannot give themselves. BPs often act inconsistently, act impulsively in ways they later regret, see other as either all good or all bad, and base their beliefs on feelings instead of facts. Borderlines are people in pain. BPs commonly manage their intense pain in two ways: they act in or act out. BPs who act in may mutilate themselves, make suicide attempts, express self-hate, or seek outpatient or inpatient therapy. Other BPs manage their pain by trying to foist it on others. They blame loved ones for all their problems, criticize, make unfair accusations, act emotionally or physically abusive, put others in no-won situations, and use emotional blackmail to get the love they need. A longer, clinical definition of BPD used by clinicians: The DSM-IV diagnostic criteria for borderline personality disorder reads as follows: A pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image, and affects moods, and marked impulsivity beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicat... |
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