A man's man is an alpha male. Generally, men look up to these men and want to be them. These men walk into a room and are noticed. A man's man must act appropriately to every given situation. A man's man generally has a high level of income, but there are the exceptions. There's a few types of man's men, the polite sophisticated type and the rugged less sophisticated type. A man's man does what he wants with or without the support of others.
However, the man's man is more a myth than fact. You really can't be a man's man without being a douche bag to others or without having money to throw at things. The sophisticated types of man's men generally have had every opportunity afforded to them by their parents or the equivalent from birth and generally live self diluted facades of a life. the rugged type of man's man generally mooches or takes what they want (possibly stealing) and generally live poor lives.
generally, the man's man is a mask that men put on to seem superior to others.
Man's Man: when an animal raises the hair on their back to make them selves look bigger.
A happy emo is one that will dress in emo clothes and hate the small things in life to "seem" emo but really there not. This is not always the case though, because sometims they truely "are" emo. Generally happy emos will talk loud in the hallways or to there friends to be heard and theyll talk to a lot of people to be understood when really no one cares about them. Happy emos generally shop at Hot Topic or Spencers and buy stupid Invader Zim shirts. They also think Shayne Dawson is god. You can tell a happy emo when you come into school because they'll be the group with there guitars, playing hacky sack, or sitting up against the wall listening to screamo. NOTE: Emos are very different from happy emos. Happy Emos "want" o be noticed.
Matt: How do you think your gonna do on the exam- o look its the happy emos listening to Kurt Cobain playing hacky sack..
>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.more...
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
1- A vagina which memes a pile of rotting cabbage. see also: blue waffle and bumtang
2- A slutty female which you keep around for sex but whom you have no respect for and can ditch easily.
3- A woman who is attractive when found due to an amount of foundation large enough to build a skyscraper on top of, however the female will likely later found to be quite skanky
A: hey man that chick you were with last friday, you ever get anywhere with her?
B: No man she took her panties off and she had some mad waste-gash
A: dude, that waste-gash you've got back home is starting to smell funny you should get a new one.
B: I hadn't noticed to be honest but i guess you're right. Do you want to go find a new one at the mall?
A: Dude you were totally hitting it up with that chick last night at the club, you tap that?
B: Yeah man but i woke up and she was a total waste-gash.
The nap you take before a really big party. You know the party will be off the charts so you want to be well rested so you can keep up with all the drama, beer pong, and hook ups.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
To be the absolute definition of perfect. To be with no flaws. To have nothing wrong with you. To be everything someones everywished for. Your so amazing that your the sex of females. To be everything i want. To be everything i've ever wished for
Me : Have you ever noticed how perfect you are miranda dawe :)
Miranda dawe : i wish
Me : baby your so amazing, i really find you flawless honey :)
A game that you play in a crowded place. The object of the game to casually walk through the crowd and grab as many female asses as possible. The prize is the sense of gratification after the "hunt".
**Tips: No need to be in a rush, running will draw attention.
Walk with a buddy so if the prey finds out that you touched them, your friend can take the blame.
Never look back to see if they noticed, then they'll know that you did it.
Be a ninja, blend in with the crowd, the prey is most distracted when talking with other prey.
Best places to "hunt" are hallways, after school when everyone is leaving their classes, the local park, etc.**
Robert: "Hey man do you want to go busy crowding with me?"
John: "Yeah, after our great success yesterday, I can't wait to get more ass!"