ok, there is a huge debate going around with people who aren't cheerleaders and sit around on their lazy butts thinking up horrible stereotypical crap about cheerleaders. Honestly, you say you aren't jealous of cheerleaders, and that they suck or whatever sorta stuff you think up, but the truth is you are jealous, and you know you know you cant be a cheerleader(:
ok, so I am a cheerleader. On my squad, we have practice four days a week from 3-5 o'clock, gymnastics one night a week for 2 and a half hours. and condtitioning on Saturdays, where we run no less than 2 miles, do suicides, push-ups, crunches, sit-ups, leg lifts, and all the other sorta stuff like that. And, along with that, we are role models, because if a cheerleader does ANYTHING remotely questionable, EVERYONE at school is hating. But of course the whole football, baseball, basketball team can go out and get wasted, stoned and laid every single weekend and no one says a word. And we also get severe conditioning punishment if we have a C or D, and we get kicked off the squad with an F. But, on the football/baseball/basketball/etc. team, guys have gone to rehab, alternative school, or the dee home, and still participate in the sport.
yea, so go try to do a full, or even a backhandspring for that matter, if you are educated, classy, athletic, strong, determined, dedicated and sophisticated enough to even know what that is.
You will see how hard it is to be a cheerleader when you kill yourself tr...
Fucking Non Athlete
Look at all the FNAs sitting in the athlete section
Another word that refers to something legitimate, or "G", can be used as a type of person guys view as role models, also known as a "I want to be a Conner Bloxham." a guy can be a Conner Bloxham if he is shorter, large amounts of muscle, funny, attractive. Girls want a "Conner Bloxham" kind of guy.
Man I want to be a "Conner Bloxham" type of guy.
Why can't I be a "Conner Bloxham" athlete or a "Conner Bloxham" student.
Your such a "Conner Bloxham" boyfriend
A person who prefers to be involved in "sport-related activities" rather than "sports". The activities often involve watching sports, playing sport themed video games, wearing team jerseys around town (when you aren't on that team), etc.. Meaning, they sit around on thier ass more than get up and play.
Also: Assletic, Assleticism.
Dan: (Wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey there Tom!
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.
A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.
Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.
Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
A true athlete is a person who plays many sports and tries hard. Athletes are nice to everybody, and hang out with whoever they want. Athletes are good sports. They usually have a plan in life and are qute smart. (Not quite nerds, whose IQ is greater than their wight. Very smart!)
Athletes are NOT to be confused with jocks! Jocks are Dumb Ass people who surprisingly are popular. (Does anyone know why?) A jock's IQ is 1/10th their weight. They play one sport, usually football or wrestling. Jocks get held back many times. They get cars they don't deserve, and end up living in their parent's basement, having a part time job flipping burgers at McDonalds. (IF LUCKY!)
Guy 1: Man, Curt is a true athlete, he's also really nice compared to Joe and his team. He's training hard!
Guy 2: Joe is a douchebag. He's probably still at that AIDS-fufilled party, wasted with his team and cheerleaders.
Guy 1: Does Joe even play anything besides football?
Guy 2: No, but Curt is on our Basketball team, LAX team, Baseball Team, and swim team. He plays a bunch of other sports, and not to mention his grades!
NOTE TO THE EDITOR:
Joe and Curt were random names.