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1. nightscream
1. A person, thirty five or older, who behaves as if their in their teens or twenties, such as by watching shows like "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" and "Real World": One conducts himself as if their still in their teens or twenties and needs to grow up and act their age

1. An arrogant cunt who thinks he's an artist but isn't even close: one with the misconception that their art is amazing, when in reality it's shit: a nightscream often tries to show off by posting their art and drawings in a public forum for everyone to see (which gives off an arrogant, obnoxious impression on others), but ends up making a fool out of himself as their art is shit in reality

When I saw this thirty-six year old bickering over petty nonsense like the starting date of The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, I could tell he was a pathetic nightscream.

Devon is nearing forty and does nothing but play video games. What a nightscream!

When I found Rowan's artwork all over my refridgerator, I told him to quit being a nightscream and learn how to draw.

I wonder what kind of neaurotic nightscreams did the artwork at museums of a bunch of scribbles and lines all over the place.

My art teacher is nothing but a nightscream and really should be fired from her job. The lips on all her human portraits are exaggerated and the stomach muscles look stupid and exaggerated too
2. ghetto redneck hoodrat
A youngster born and raised in the backwoods who dresses and behaves as if he is from the mean streets of the most dangerous part of the ghetto.
Bubba is a ghetto redneck hoodrat acting like he's from 5th Ward but he really lives with his parents way back in the thicket off of Walnut Burl Rd.
3. Old Phart
A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
4. B G
B.G is short for baby gangster. The youngsters in the click who want to be gangsters but are not quite there yet. They usually the gofers of the group
Tell that B G to go get a couple of fourdys from the store. Give him your I.D
5. Mink
A mink is a young person who tries to be cool. Who is judged by a more experience cooler person.

The perception of a mink is either the experience of recognizing the qualities of your very own awkward stages of coming of age. Simultaneously it is a resistance to accept the new cool. Because of the field of grey that accompanies trying to be cool and becoming cool. And the fact that a mink can read you with innocence and truth, without the knowledge or experience of having to work towards what you have achieved and become.

The non-mink is the coolest, but will gradually become less cool in regards to the younger minks progress to becoming a non-mink. Therefore it is the task of a non-mink to define and demean minks, the defining of a mink keeps a non-mink in the position of cool superiority.

For many, minkyness is most fully exibited in someone who they have grown up with that is younger than them. Because they have always remained further along in the progress of de-mink-ification, and they form their view of a mink based on a younger sibling or neighbor.

Eventually, the non-mink will realize the absurdity of their quest to renounce minkery, and begin to piece together the broken pieces of remaining mink they have left. The non-mink wishes to hide behind the fabrication of cool to appear to be cool themselves. With the goal of defining cool. But what is truly and ultimately cool is to be yourself. The coolest people, do just that.
The term mink can be applied as readily as the term hipster.

"Look at those fucking minks"
"You are such a mink!"
"I know, she never smoked weed before, and when she saw me smoking it I could tell how freaked she was, but she tried to pretend like it was normal for her. What a mink!"
"I saw this mink the other day, he got the same tattoo as me!"
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