Wannabe emo boys look all pathetic and have gelled-down-to-look-longer hair. Wannabe emo girls are usually really fat, will wear heartagram or Emily The Strange shit and have REALLY, REALLY long black or brown hair.
Wannabe emo kids wear: crap jeans, button-down tops which look more like school shirts than anything, crappy band tees, Heartagram tees, fake Converse, plain black shoes/trainers, plain black glasses, Emily The Strange, etc.
Alot of them also say they're bi/gay when they're NOT.
Wemo hobbies: writing 'sad' poetry, listening to 'depressing' music, self-harming, sitting in corners, crying, writing 'sad' diary entries (eg: Dear diary, today was a very regular, boring day, but because I fake depression, I'm going to say it was terrible and everything went wrong. Gotta go and self harm, bye, you're the only one who understands<3)
Wannabe emo must-haves: Emily The Strange tee, crap hair, plain black shoes/trainers, razorblades, fake blood, horn-rimmed glasses, black/grey straight-leg jeans, shitty band tees and anti-depressants. Oh yes, and the diary to write poetry and 'depressing' entries in.
Wannabe emo kid: thinking 'meh, it was ok' SO, SO DEPRESSING. I'MA WRITE SUCKISH POETRY, PRETEND TO SELF-HARM AND TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.
Amnesitynclarity: oh, your such a wannabe emo
BlEeDmYsOuL12: no im not your jealous, im going to cut my arms and watch the blood come down. then im going to cry within and never let out my fellings god why dosent anyone like me
someone who has greasy black hair with massive roots.
listens to my chemical romance the black parade and has'nt heard of the other two albums, but claims to be "there biggest fan"
totally bums up to panic! at the disco
wears black and someother colour preferably pink or red fingerless gloves
loves skulls and crossbones, and has a pair of fake converse with them on form new look
is a rowfers fanatic and bums up to them
likes to pretend there bi-sexual but has never made out with a girl in there life.
basically a 'wemo' is a like a greebo but not as much trench coats.
IheartGerardWay says: hey, guess what?
EmoPrincess666 says: hey whats up?
IheartGerardWay says: im bi sexual
EmoPrincess666 says: oh, cool beans <3
IheartGerardWay says: im bored im going cut myself to pass the time.
EmoPrincess666 says: good idea can i come round your house then we can cut together and talk about how emo fall out boy are.
IheartGerardWay says: sure, but don't get bloond on my carpet
EmoPrincess666 says: lol,i wont, it's not as if im trying commit suicide ¬.¬
IheartGerardWay says: lol ok c you in a bitch
wanna be emos
basically someone that wants to be emo. okay...fair enough if you are actually depressed...but thinking depression is coool. well thats jsut low. one hell of a work of art. but stil not a nice peice ..perhaps..what the fuck am i on about...pah
Wannabe-Well I feel alone I am listening to green day I am so emo
Emo-wtf?Alone?green day is not emo....
Wannabeemo-Yes it is!!
emo-No it isn't why do you feel alone?
Wannabeemo-No one understands me
emo- How can no one understand you you live in a nice house with two parents? you don't go though have the stuff that some people do so just stop being a wannabe and shut up for once.....
Wannabemo-I AM NOT A WANNABE