something that is a mix of whacky and wonky.
girl but my stomach is too wanky today to eat
guy: WANKY ?
other girl: yeah
another girl: wank?
other girl: a mix of whacky and wonky
Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.
Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish
"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless
Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."
A word that is used in a sexual reference.
Woman: I want you to grind that metal to make a cascade of sparks-
Guy interrupts: Well shouldn't we go to a grinding class or something.
the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker
ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle
. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge
genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"