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A wankstain is a person who was formed when his father came on the matress after knocking one out and whos mother just happened to roll over.
A stain on the matress of society
You're such a fucking wankstain
by James Dryden May 23, 2007
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1.
n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.
1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!
by Gravyboy June 13, 2004
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2.
person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison
That stupid wankstain has fucked up again
by bikerspice July 10, 2003
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3.
a jizz stain on clothes or furniture
Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains
by L-dizzle October 24, 2004
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4.
A person who is a complete and uter twat!!
"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"
by clarky-05 April 09, 2005
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5.
Falls into the same category as arsewipe to be honest. Mild term of abuse for a sibling. See arsewipe.
"Oi wankstain, never douse my duvet in petrol and set it alight whilst I'm asleep underneath it again!"
by britishandworried February 03, 2005
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6.
Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out
the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet
by Matt August 14, 2003
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7.
Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.
What a wank stain
by Gspong March 16, 2003
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