When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.
Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
The Most Deadly of British Diseases
Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.
The most deadly of all british diseases.
Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"
A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.
Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.
Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.
Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.
a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.
man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"