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to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself
by da22er April 20, 2009
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Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed
I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.
by Mike Farnworth May 05, 2003
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The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.
"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"
by Mooresy March 03, 2005
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To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
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When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.
I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"
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drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up
by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003
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Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.
"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"
by Linzi January 16, 2005
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