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verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
by brit September 25, 2003
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1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".
1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"
by Mernard May 08, 2006
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1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.
1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"
by lotsofpinash May 01, 2007
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1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
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Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003
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A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.
by Suey September 11, 2003
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wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff
Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)
by marquel December 29, 2007
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