verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
by brit September 25, 2003
A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.
Wayne (boyfriend).
by Suey September 11, 2003
A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off
Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker
by Robby Deisel May 31, 2009
1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.
1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"
by lotsofpinash May 01, 2007
(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")

Wanking = self gratification, self importance

In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.

Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
Your computer friend "Magnum One" is very self confidant, isn't he ? Yeah, he's a wanker for sure.
by ztv November 07, 2005
One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...
also see Brian M.
by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 02, 2003
Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.
I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker
by John Sykes July 22, 2003

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