One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.
British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!
by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 05, 2011
First coined in the early 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc). Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the Mississippi River), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones. Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars. It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period. Common physical characteristics of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses. In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes. Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society. Places you will not find wankers include upscale restaurants, wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.
You wouldn't catch me dead there on a Saturday night...that place is full of wankers. I'm going to the Columns instead.

Is she really wearing that outfits? She must be a wanker.

I got really drunk last night and hooked up with this random girl at the club. She gave me her number and I was going to call her this weekend, but found out she was a wanker.
by UPT May 22, 2008
a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.
"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker
by traceab May 20, 2007
An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)
“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”
by Robby101 November 01, 2006
1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.
1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.
by wanker. September 02, 2003
Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.
You bloody WANKER!
by Quastica January 14, 2011
George W. Bush, USA's current president.
I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.
by hacksign23 March 25, 2008

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