The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff
. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.
American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!
First coined in the early 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc). Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the Mississippi River), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones. Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars. It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period. Common physical characteristics of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses. In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes. Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society. Places you will not find wankers include upscale restaurants, wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.
You wouldn't catch me dead there on a Saturday night...that place is full of wankers. I'm going to the Columns instead.
Is she really wearing that outfits? She must be a wanker.
I got really drunk last night and hooked up with this random girl at the club. She gave me her number and I was going to call her this weekend, but found out she was a wanker.
Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.
- She stole my boyfriend.
-What a fucking wanker.
Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.
Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.
some1 that wank's em self.
a rude word.
I need a wank. <- this person is a wanker!
Fuck off you bloddy wanker!
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)
manchester united are all wankers
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"