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36.
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
 
37.
Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.
You bloody WANKER!
by Quastica January 14, 2011
 
38.
George W. Bush, USA's current president.
I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.
by hacksign23 March 25, 2008
 
39.
1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.
1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.
by wanker. September 02, 2003
 
40.
mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)
manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"
by ReDDo August 17, 2003
 
41.
Mr Warren
aka. the warranator
Mr Warren is such a wanker.
by Brissny November 21, 2008
 
42.
The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.
American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!
by FoxWing October 24, 2008