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Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.
S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"
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1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard
1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker
by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 25, 2003
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An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that personwanks” (masturbates)
“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker
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some1 that wank's em self.
a rude word.
I need a wank. <- this person is a wanker!
Fuck off you bloddy wanker!
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what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!
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Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.
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Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.
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