wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings November 23, 2015

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave April 28, 2016

Wanker

Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.

Mate, you are a wanker.

by fozzie747 September 1, 2008

Wanker

A masterbater

Look at that wanker

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Wankers

{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"

Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers

by twisted behaviour August 6, 2011

Wanker

A super/really annoying or irritating person.

"Hey, Jim! Suck my dick!"
"STFU, you wanker!"

by Vandonn May 18, 2015