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127.
feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
 
128.
a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes
A person is a wanker if they are a boob.
by the cleevage and the titty May 20, 2006
 
129.
a football (soccer) official
the referer's a wanker
by beardman September 17, 2003
 
130.
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
Tony Blair is a wan cur.
by Andy May 28, 2004
 
131.
A guy who jerks off without vasoline.
by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003
 
132.
still unclear of true meaning...
you stupid ass wanker
by matt miller November 16, 2002
 
133.
a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.
no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means
by US RULE! July 10, 2008